Paroxismo Grande ([info]madeofmeat) wrote,
@ 2009-06-28 21:50:00
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Whatcha gonna do with all that pork, all that pork up in your ...
Safeway.
Ten pounds of spareribs.
Ten dollars.
In my freezer.
Mmm-hmm.
That's five racks, kids.
In my freezer.
Five racks.


The sale goes on through, like, Monday or Tuesday I think.




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[info]ladyelektrik
2009-06-29 04:03 pm UTC (link)
so, can I come over and spare you from having to eat all those ribs

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[info]madeofmeat
2009-06-30 05:19 am UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, cause you know I'd hate to eat lots of ribs. HATE IT!

I'm just kidding. Friday sound good?

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[info]justinbastard
2009-06-29 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Stop helping Safeway - I want them to go DOWN, man, DOWN!

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[info]madeofmeat
2009-06-30 05:22 am UTC (link)
I fight them by buying only sale items with low margins! I minimize their profits with the heat of ten thousand burning suns.

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[info]rightc0ast
2009-06-29 07:07 pm UTC (link)
GAH!

No Safeway in Florida!

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[info]xjuggernaughtx
2009-07-01 12:33 am UTC (link)
Is this a new poem? If not, it could be...

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[info]copiousedits
2009-07-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
Go back tomorrow, buy more! The freezer is your friend.

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